9/11 + 10
May God grant pardon and peace to all who died 10 years ago today.
May He comfort those left behind.
May He give us wisdom to stop all future threats.
May He guide our strength in dealing with evil.
May He temper our actions, lest we give evil what it wants.
Peace be will all of us today and always.
Context: Friend or Foe. … And an Apology
I work with Instant Messages ALL DAY. My entire professional and private life seems to orbit the sending, or the receipt, of those posthaste, ASAPy, no need for impulse control, missives of digital ether. So you’d think I would not fall prey to the sloppy monster when it comes to explaining myself.
But, alas, I seem to be human. …And frustratingly so.
Last night I had one of those 2AM eyes fly open, “OH CRAP!” moments about something I’d let fall through the cracks. Of course, instead of getting up and starting to put it to bed like a sane person; I ruminated on it kicking myself for pooching something so darn simple. My toughs went something like this:
“Damn… Ok… You’ve blown the opportunity for <Edited for OpSec> and you to attend that class. Maybe he went ahead and got tired of waiting for you and scheduled the class for himself. Alright, you need to find out if he’s taking the October class in Houston and if he is, they you can just take one in another city. YEAH! Cool. He may already be taken care of. If not, well, we’ll cross that bridge. Maybe car pool to the one in another city. Good, problem solved. …Or at least in the process of being solved. I’ll IM <Edited for OpSec> in the morning… Well, later in the morning, anyway, and find out where he is on this. NOW GET SOME SLEEP!”
So given that, I sent a complete IM stating my culpability in this and asking about his plans. Right?
“GRRR. Did you sign up for the class? Because I think it’s full now.”
Er… Not so much. EPIC FAIL! That’s right up there with, “The World Wonders.”
Good lord, after literally YEARS of getting IMs that are so full of nothing but words that mean little without a bit of, “Who, What, When, Where, and Why,” you would kinda figure that I wouldn’t dump a load of poo out there that could be taken as a WTF? or some kind of accusation.
Once again, <Edited for OpSec>, let me say I’m sorry. I owe you a beer.
Oh No, Joe! The Internet “Kill Switch”
Here’s my biggest problem with this. Above and WAY BEYOND the thought that a single person could “turn off” the internet, is the false notion that Government can make it “safer”. So let me get this straight, .gov, which can’t even get a letter from point A to point B without MASSIVE budget short falls…. .gov which still thinks that spending more money on the NEA will improve schools. .gov which thinks being a dad is about putting on nail polish… That same .gov thinks that centralizing internet security around some faceless bureaucrats is going to make it safer.
Once more for the slow kids… When .gov regulates something that is already working, that industry goes to hell *COUGHNEACOUGH*. And the whole reason the internet is a tough nut to crack, is that it is a) decentralized, and b) has people who are accountable at the business/local level.
When some country wants to mess with the DNS servers so it can block sites that it doesn’t want its people to see for fear that the peasants may show up at the palace with pitchforks in their hands and bloodlust in there heart, the internet manages to heal itself just fine. … And rapidly. Why? Because there are a lot of people whose jobs depend on the smooth functioning of the internet. They work together to fix these issues because time is money.
Unlike .gov, where time is someone else’s money, so who gives a crap.
If Johnny Jihad decides he’s going to Tunnel his way into “Ye Olde Defense Contractor” and cause some mayhem in Allah’s name, then, by God, the CIO of YODeC better have his shiznitz together or he’s going to end up on the street with half his department. Being able to eat is a good incentive to keep all the walls defended.
If Billy Bureaucrat messes up and lets Johnny in and something bad happens, he gets moved to a new department with a letter of reprimand that will probably hasten his next promotion to get him out of his new boss’ hair. Not exactly great incentive to do ones best.
The Market works; Just look at BP. What’s that you say, BP is a shining example of failure? Not so fast. BP’s failure, yes. The Market, no. BP played fast and loose with the rules and got burned. Immediately stocks tanked, people lost jobs, and the CEO got put in the pillory of public opinion. The rest of the Oil industry is watching their operations like a hawk. Barring sabotage, this is not going to happen again anytime soon. Not for the stupid reasons that this one happened.
Now what happens when Uncle Sam plays fast and loose with the rules and lets something got to hell *COUGHWELFARE/IMIGRATIONPOLICY/GREATSOCIERY/EDUCATIONCOUGH? Well, they appoint a Blue Ribbon Bipartisan Committee made up of retired insiders, who have no accountability, that takes two years to blame someone else in a 2000 page report that puts even political wonks to sleep. … Oh, and they give themselves a raise. …Oh, and you keep voting them back in.
One last thing… If you have read this and think, “Well, that’s simple! Just make Government more efficient and give them the needed assets to respond faster,” then I suggest you take a look at the ruthlessly efficient regimes that have existed in the not so distant past. If you are comfortable having a .gov so in control of everything with RDFs that can spring into action at a moments notice, then you’ll be unhappy to realize that the ONLY thing governments can control with ruthless efficiency is their own people. Everything else is still under the thumb of Murphy and his minions.
Newton, Einstein, and Burritos.
So it wasn’t a bad day, per say. I mean, it’s not like I died. How many people get to say, “Hey, you know that fire fight that happened in Midtown that was on the news? Yeah… that one. That was ME!”
But it’s not like I would say that. I don’t go for braggadocio. I’m more the, “Holy snot rockets, it’s a camera, DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! SOUND COLLISION! DIVE!” I don’t like the attention. Besides, it’s bad for business.
So there I was, minding my own business, casing this antique store store from the comfort of my front seat. Why I was casing the place is not really important. At least not to what happened at that moment. And don’t worry, I wasn’t going to steal anything that didn’t need stealing.
As I was saying, I was just sitting there in my car, eating a burrito, when *WHAM!*, I hear two cars pile into each other. …it’s Houston, people practice physics fails all day long. Hell, the stupid Monorail route is a virtual “Mig Alley” of punched out cars and pedestrians because they or the trolley driver thought that the laws of inertia, mass, momentum, and Murphy didn’t apply to them.
Earth Day, the “Baby on Board” Sign Writ Large.
Ok all you maggot ridden haters of the Earth. You know who you are. All you scummy 99-percenters who are not as highly evolved as the tender Gaia fearing crunchy granola eating hippies. You will, today, unlike the other 364 days of the year become conscious of Mother Earth.
So be good little zombies and buy all the Earth Day merchandise from over priced specialty outfitters (all made in China under sweatshop conditions with no environmental controls), flush only on a duce and ONLY when it’s a really bad one (I had General Tso’s last night with extra chilies so I’ll be flushing every time… sorry tender Earth Mother), and revile yourselves for the planet killing parasites you are.
That’s pretty taste Earth Day leaves me with. Since before the Greens killed all new nuclear power plants, bashed American industrial might back to the stone age, and implanted in every school age child a general hatred for Capitalism and freedom, I’ve picked up my empties, not thrown stuff on the ground, made sure I picked up my mess when at a park or camping, and generally been a pretty good steward of nature. Why? Because it was hip? Because it got me lai… Um… affection? NO! Because any animal evolved past the state of guinea pig knows you don’t crap where you eat.
The vile assumption of slaves of Earth Day madness that we who don’t share their affinity for Gaia inspired hemp fests are somehow evil malignancies who only want to kill their spirit mother is offensive. It is just like the “Baby on Board” stupidity. “I know you dive like a maniac all the rest of the time and don’t care if you kill people, but I have a baby on board so please, don’t drive like you normally do. Drive like you care. Please. It’s for the children!”
Just because you air headed pseudo-science believing wannabes think that “saving the world” is the only reason to get out of bed, don’t make the mistake of thinking that your “Human Plague” attitude is in any way superior to we who plod through life simply doing what we can to make our tiny corner of the planet more clean and livable for Humans. Conservationists have done more to protect and steward the lands of the this country than any sign carrying patchouli stink ridden Green who thinks shopping at Whole Foods and donating to the WWF absolves them from driving their SUV, heating/cooling a 4000 square foot house, and maintaining their pool.
Don’t get me wrong, I have no problems with SUVs, 4000 square foot houses, and pools. But if you are going to feel guilty about it, just step down to something that won’t make you feel dirty. Don’t expect ME to step down to make you feel better. And just because YOU can’t handle being successful, don’t ride my tail when I make it.
And that is my main beef with Earth Day and all the other foolishness that is the Green movement. It really isn’t about saving the Earth. The Earth was here long before we were and will, if God so wills it, be here long after. We are puny little figures on its grand surface. We, in mass, can mess up portions of it. We can set rivers on fire. We can muck up forests and cause fish kills. But ultimately, the Earth adapts and will go on. And we adapt and clean up our local messes and go on as well.
No, Earth Day and Greenism, for the rank and file, are simply about feeling like you are doing something. It’s a scam to make people feel like they are doing something worth while when all they are doing is empowering those who are conning them. “Think Global. Act Local.” Is not a call to go pick up paper or clean up a stream bed. It’s a call to think of “saving the world” and agitating others in your area to do the same. Ok, great. We all think about ”saving the world”. How is my paid Indulgence Carbon Offset going to do that? How is giving money to Green candidates going to do that?
You save the world when you think local and act local. When you stay in the tangible and fix the tangible. Jesus said it best when he said, “Look you moron, you can not take the splinter out of someone else’s eye until you get the blasted log out of your own. For My sake, it’s not rocket science! No Judas, I’m not explaining Rocket science to you again!”
Ok, so he didn’t say that “exactly”. But the point is the same. You make the world a better place by fixing your focus on what is in your sphere of control. If everyone does that, then world becomes a better place.
Greenism, for its leaders, is simply a movement where people who hate humans and freedom glom together to repeat a tired old idea. “Freedom and Capitalism is a bad thing because it lets people do what the want and it gives them the funds to do what they want. That freedom hurts Gaia, and, more importantly, our power, and therefore MUST be curtailed.”
If you disagree, please look at all the ever-increasing EPA regulations on companies. We have cleaner air than just about anyone else in the modern world. We’ve scrubbed our stacks and renewed our energy until our factories are setting new lows for dangerous (at least those that are deemed dangerous) emissions. But is that enough? No. We need “Cap and Trade”. As soon as industry (read Capitalist ingenuity) adapts to the new regs and surpasses them, the Greens turn around and raise the bar again.
Why are there no new nuclear plants? Perhaps the cleanest most efficient form of energy to date? For a few cubic feet of waste, you get tons of energy. Safeguards are so strict that even the 3 mile island incident only released a few curies of contamination that was OVER dealt with. Simple, they aren’t allowed (regulatory oversight makes them too expensive to maintain or kills them during construction by ever-changing standards) because they work and that much energy delivered to the masses, freeing up fossil fuels for transportation, would kill the Green movement. Which isn’t about being green, it’s about being in control.
For some of us who look out on a morning misty lake and can see the fingerprints of a loving God and marvel at the sheer insane love He must have to do all of this for us… no, for ME, we tend to take keeping the place going pretty seriously. But we never forget that it is here for us. …For humans. And it is to be used wisely, conserved. Not preserved in an unaltered state that benefits no one, no animal, and not even the land itself. If you deny the Earth its rightful place under our stewardship, you deny the Earth’s potential and do more damage to it than any oil spill. To deny anyone or anything or any action its rightful place in God’s plan it to deny God as well.
Of Hash Brown and Undoing Obamacare. A Warning to the GOP.
I am a fairly good cook. I have made some interestingly complex dishes that have been, not to toot my own horn, really amazing. But it is seemingly simple things that tend to hamstring me from time to time. Case in point: this morning I decided to make hash browns. I had shredded and properly prepped potatoes. I had a well seasoned cooking surface. I had the requisite oil. In short I had everything I needed to make great hash browns. They turned out… OK.
Why not great? Because sometimes I forget how to make the simple things. I tend to fiddle too much or go too hands off. In other words, I get too cute or too complacent and mess up a dead cert.
Right now the GOP has all it needs to take back congress and stall, then eventually gut, Obamacare. The climate is right. The people are ready. If they are not out right mad at the power grab of Nationalized Healthcare, they are at least mad at the unconstitutional sausage-smithing used to force it into law.
People are seeing the devastation that Socialism is about bring to this nation and are willing to listen to the adults talk about real solutions for a change. There is an overwhelming majority of people that want to see this nation back on a path to greatness and are not convinced that the only option is to manage our descent.
States are reasserting their rights and demanding to be heard. For the first time since the Seventeenth Amendment wrong-headedly forced the States out of any official power to stop the bloat of the central government, we are seeing many of the 50 State Governments realize just what they have lost and their own importance in protecting the nation from a monstrous Federal takeover of our rights.
The pan in on the fire and all the ingredients are in place. The GOP has won some pretty impressive contests. Who would have ever thought that a Senator from MA would have an “R” next to his name? That is like making you first perfect soufflé! But let us remember this is the same party that gave us Bush 41 after Regan. Let us not forget this is the party that told conservatives to take a powder with Bush 43. The GOP blue bloods could not kill the Regan Revolution fast enough. They could not dump “The Contract with American” soon enough. Sometimes they get too cute and screw up a good thing.
The GOP has had the means and the intellectual arguments to gain and maintain a strangle hold on Federal politics since the mid 80’s. But every time Conservatives save their bacon, the party elites turn right back to the Big Government Statism they love so much.
The RNC leadership seems to live in a little bubble where they can play DC social games and politics as usual while courting the Conservative and Right leaning populous with the words every battered woman loves to here, “Where else are you going to go? Now shut up and get me a beer!” Well… these are the party blue bloods so that would be “…get me some champagne!”
It is apparent to me that many in the RNC believe that they can open their arms and receive the love of an “Anyone But Obama” backlash. And while being “The Party of ‘NO!’” will help them in November, it will not, by itself, win the day. Without a very deliberately articulated message of not only, “Say, ‘No,’ to Socialism and Obama,” but “Here is why you should say, ‘YES!’, to Constitutional and Conservative ideas,” the RNC will do little but get insufficient gains that may even the playing field in Congress, but do little to halt, let alone reverse, the massive steps toward economic and social collapse this nation has taken, not just in the last 18 months, but since “W” official declared Conservatism dead in 2002 with his impression of a drunken sailor with holes in his pockets.
The biggest problem the GOP faces is that, while its rank and file is, for the most part, to the right politically, its leadership is very much fans of Big Government. They even tried to call it “Big Government Conservatism” and convince us that, somehow, with that much power under OUR control, we could do great things. Never mind the old saw that power tends to corrupt. Given the way GOP party elites routinely throw us under the bus to keep their dinner dates and their dino-media approval cards, I would say the power is tending to them quite well.
The next issue facing the GOP is that while the members are, again for the most part, leaning right, not everyone is in the same camp. The blue bloods have done such a venerable job of handing out the scraps that Conservatives are no longer Conservative. Many have adopted grand hyphenations to try and get trifles thrown their way by the GOP trainers. Compassionate, Fiscal, and Social are just some of those hyphenations adopted by the fake conservatives while throwing around others like Religious, Southern, and NASCAR to try and paint themselves as safe and non-threatening to the party chiefs who cut the checks.
Until the GOP leadership is taken over by Conservatives that are happy and proud to be Conservative and capable of articulating what it means to be Conservative, then all that will happen in 2010 is a gentle shift of power that will do little to drag us from the event horizon of this destructive Socialist singularity. It will be a little victory that will taste about as sweet as some less than spectacular hash browns.
I wish I could be more positive. But the GOP seems to be willing to let the Tea Party, bloggers, and Talk Radio carry its water and not present clear leadership and a workable agenda of its own. That is a recipe for disaster, not only for the GOP, but for this nation as well.